Blogger Killed By Exploding Cream Dispenser

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    As any of my friends would sadly attest, I'm perfectly capable of causing a global catastrophe with a simple tiny pot of coffee creamer. I fear that the combination of me and a faulty gas canister would have led to even more tragic results.

    On a related note, for god's sake don't ever let me open a yoghurt around you - particularly if you're wearing a suit... (i'm not even joking - wars have been only narrowly averted previously)
     
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    LOL. Yoghurts should be banned on airplanes... guaranteed explosion from the differing air pressure...
     
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    Unfortunately, my ability to turn yoghurts into the dairy equivalent of tactical nukes doesn't even require altitude. I've no idea what happens, but it's rarely ends well...
     
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    I always open them pointing away from me, to direct any explosion in the direction of unfortunate bystanders... But never on a plane!
     
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    In my case, utter devastation tends to ensue for miles around. The more potentially embarrassing the situation is, the worse the blast radius seems to be too. I should probably stop eating yoghurts.
     

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